, originating in Colorado, is a popular holiday that is not tied to any single day and usually occurs multiple times per year.
It consists of 3 days of total deprivation, where
followers abstain from
activity and deprive their bodies of food
and alcohol. Some lesser atheists eat small portions
of raw fruits, nuts and vegetables, while
the enlightened drink only water or their own urine for the 3 days and eat nothing (refered to as Joeing).
The night before Atheist Lent
is kicked off with a large feast and night of intense and extended sexual
Conventionally, the day following Atheist Lent
’ party, go boating, boarding, camping, etc… and consume
large quantities of alcohol to take full advantage of the body’s ability to get drunk
usually end up naked and passed out.