Definitions by C/Cpt. MSG!

Russian Towelette 

When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.

Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette.
Son: Ewww Dad. Dont forget a towel next time.

Russian Towelette by C/Cpt. MSG! March 16, 2011