13 definitions by Buttnurse

Top Definition
Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.

or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.
"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."

"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."
by Buttnurse June 02, 2009
A guy that urinates frequently and in large quantities. Made famous by Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own.
Is Petey still in the bathroom? He goes more than Tom Hanks.
by Buttnurse June 04, 2009
Pregnant woman nipples. Usually grossly distended and the size of dinner plates.
"I wish I'd have the baby already. My nurples are sore."
by Buttnurse June 02, 2009
An older woman's outer lady business. (Vadge)
Jake walked in while I was bent over cleanin the bathtub. He said my vadge looked like two fried pies.
by Buttnurse June 02, 2009
having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.
After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.
by Buttnurse June 02, 2009
The act of using wadded up public toilet or restaurant paper towels when your period starts suddenly in public and you have no tampons or kotex.
Jill resorted to waddage when her period started at Denny's.
by Buttnurse June 02, 2009
First Rate Butt Nurse. Takes candid fotos of you while you're sedated for a colonoscopy. Uses pics of your hemorrhoids for holiday cards.
"Dude, someone drew a dick pointing at my hole with a sharpie during my scope."

"Ha Ha..that Rousseau."
by Buttnurse June 04, 2009

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