Coach of the Auburn University football team. Owns a 6 game winning streak over arch rival Alabama. Owns a 4-2 record over current Alabama coach Nick Saban. Inspires hate, jealousy and discontent among most fans of the University of Alabama. On a related note, most fans (96.7%) of the University of Alabama never attended school there. In fact, statistics show that only 7.8% graduated from any college, only 56% graduated high school and fully 75% of them are, in a clinical sense, mentally retarded.