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1 definition by Bry-SONE

 
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Blonde hair. Short. Good at soccer. Blue eyes. Ostrich legs. Last name is usually Aldrich. Bitch. Stupid cunt. Especially snobby, sucks all the small docks. Very full of herself and most of her friends are sluts too.
Bryson: Hey, should we get the test answers from Abby?
Aidan: Hell no! She's dumb and has a penis...
by Bry-SONE May 01, 2012