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6 definitions by Bruce St. Asiuk

 
1.
a person who is an industrial strength ass-kisser. they figure, whle they're down there, they might as well give a full crack tongue job from bow to stern, just to notarize the event.
While Ernie was kissing the supervisor's full ass, he gave a big lick since it was close to evaluation time.
by Bruce St. Asiuk November 24, 2005
 
2.
invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.
While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.
by Bruce St. Asiuk November 24, 2005
 
3.
When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.
I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.
by Bruce St. Asiuk November 24, 2005
 
4.
skeevage combines two common words: clevage and skeevey.
skeevage is cleavage that's on a skeevey woman.
it may have wrinkles, blemishes, pertruding bones, or freckles among other things.
impulsively, my eyes were drawn to her low-cut dress when i realized i was looking at common skeevage.
by bruce st. asiuk June 22, 2009
 
5.
MUCH LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH CARBON A PERSON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSUMING, A MAYO FOOTPRINT IS A GENERAL TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OVEREATING A PERSON DOES
JUST MY BAD LUCK THAT I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO A LADY WITH A BIG MAYO FOOTPRINT FOR THE LONG FLIGHT.
by bruce st. asiuk July 12, 2009
 
6.
To ejaculate inside a vagina and the load is sent up the baby chute.
I was gonna' give her a sperm mustache, but was pounding so hard that I did an upload by mistake.
by Bruce St. Asiuk November 24, 2005