-$7.50 worth of wine, in a box, With a taste equivalent to shit.
-Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia.
-Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of bundaberg rum
-which is liquid gold
Ben: Dude the cops are coming!! RUN!
Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON! i AINT runnInn noWheRe!!
Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public.
Brad: AwwW FUCK!!!!
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