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1 definition by Bovine Fool #12393

A form of middle aged shrew.
At a certain point in the life of a shrew it will begin to harbour a deep resentment for all things human and/or feline. At this moment a transformation will occur, the shrew will grow wings and become an Epicurean being.
Epicurus likes to wear womens underwear.
by Bovine Fool #12393 September 29, 2003