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An Agnes is a typically sweet and loving girl. Usually, they have medium length brown hair and are very tall and atheltic. Agnes' are self conscious, but have a pretty good singing voice. They come in all shapes and sizes, but are all great at heart. When annoyed, they usually become dangerous and may curse and threaten people alot. An Agnes' strength is the English language and writing things. All summed up, an Agnes is a all round good person and is a very reliable person.
Guy: Damn, look at that Agnes.
Girl: She isn't that great.
Guy: Your just jealous that shes so pretty, isn't afraid to tell you what she thinks, and kicks serious ass.
Girl: ...
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Guy: God, I'm so damn tired.
Agnes: Here, let me carry your bag for you.
Guy: Oh damn, thanks.

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Girl: Agnes your so ugly and think your better than everyone else!
Agnes: ...
Girl: Seriously, who do you think you are? I'm top dog here, not you.
Agnes:...Who I am? I am FUCKING AGNES. YOU CALL ME UGLY ONE MORE TIME AND IMMA PUNT YOUR ASS TO CHINA YOU SON OF A BITCH. NOW GET YOUR TINY LITTLE ASS OUTTA HERE!
Girl: Oh damn, I made her mad. ;;runs off;;
Random Guy: YOU GO GURL.
by BootyliciousFang March 23, 2013

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