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3 definitions by Boomshadow

 
1.
n. A person, esp. female, esp. young, whose most salient (and often only positive) feature is sexual attractiveness.
Trish Stratus started out her wrestling career as a complete squeak toy, but now she can actually hit some high spots. She still looks like one, though.
by Boomshadow September 11, 2006
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/in ves ti ba' shun/ n. (Portmanteau of "investigation" and "masturbation") An investigation with no hope of actually providing any answers, often to a question or case where the answer is already known, but not provable.
O.J. Simpson did not so much conduct an actual search for the "real killers" of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman as he did an <i>investibation</i>.

President George W. Bush ordered an immediate <i>investibation</i> into the Valerie Plame leak, mainly to shut the public up.
by Boomshadow August 19, 2007
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n.

1. Anyone for whom sexual attractiveness is their strong suit, particularly if it is their only positive attribute. Similar to a squeak toy, but perhaps not as pleasant to be around afterward.

2. Possessively, one's significant other, particularly (and especially out of earshot, of course) if that person is a friend with benefits/fuckbuddy/etc.
1. Did you see that girl? She's a total boinktoy.

2. Yeah, smart guy. My boinktoy. Eyes off.
by Boomshadow June 15, 2007
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