In a world were 3 guys and a teenage girl must traverse the zombie infested lands. There is no hope, no cure, and no problem. This is a world where it's alright that they know exactly where the safe room is, Hunters all seem to enjoy the same blue hoodie, smokers just want to give you a good frisking, and Boomers don't ever work out. And when you say David Banner, I just slashed your tires, prepare to fight a tank.
LEFT 4 DEAD DIALOGUE
Zoey: ALMOST THERE?!?!? ALMOST THERE!
Louis: Get these vampires offa me!
Bill: They're zombies moron.
Duke Nukem: HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!
Fucking Rapes Your Face, No...Really...He Does. Rumored To Resemble A Ninja-Esk Shia LaBeouf. He Might Be Your Father, Chances Are He Fucked Your Mother At One Point In His Lucrative Career In The Hopscotch Industry. His Arch Enemies Include But Are Not Limited To The HamBurgler and The HopscotchBandit. Raptor Jesus Beleives In TrickyPlatypus.
WTFBBQ TrickyPlatypus, He Just Stole That Guys Pizza.
A great veteran of the Grenada Infiltration. Before he enlisted into the military in the far off year of 2001, he was a fry cook working steadily for the man. Things took a turn for the worst when he met Sgt.Gen.Pvt.Cmd.Ceo.Rpq.Wtf.Bbq. Leowitz, who encourage him to join the armed forces. His only begotten son, Jesus, died at the hands of the mongolian invaders. He died helping defend the United States from Canada and their robo-giraffe comrades.
"Then something AMAZING happened, and now I can talk to animals." - xLGDZx Seraph