1 definition by Bill and Matt

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1)Towel is a slang term, which quickly became popular across the streets of Long Island, NY. The word towel is not generally used lightly, but is generally used to put someone down you have very little respect for.
2) To be a lowlife motherfucker
Popular Uses: You're a towel, No, you're a towel, What a towel
1)Jimmy was being a douche, so I slapped him in the face and called him a "towel."
2)When I found out that Jenny, that hoebag, was sleeping around on me I beat her ass down and called her a "towel."
3)My dog bit me while I was walking him by the playground. Instead of calling him a fuck in front of the small children, I called him a "towel."
by Bill and Matt August 13, 2006

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