Tall, handsome specimen, cuddly with green eyes. Emits knoxious methane like gases at will. Do NOT approach from behind after meals. Explosive behavior has been linked to ice cream and pasta. Sexy, funny, compassionate if you don't mind the occasional hole blown in your leg during the night.
Kevmo tried with all his might to expel the hideous pain originating from his lower abdomen only to end up launching a MOAT the size of a cantaloupe into oncoming traffic, causing the unfortunate and untimely death of the Democratic candidate.