A portmanteau word - (noun) a sexy text
Baby, I wish I could be with you tonight. Could you make me happy before I sleep and sext me?
An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.
Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!
OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!
OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
Scouse way of saying "It's just one of those things that you have to accept in life"
"Arrrr mate, do us last tokes on that spliff dere"
"Fuck off yer knobhead!"
No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?
One of them innit!
The pitiful attempt to cover up a person's lack of skill or inability to perform by blaming the outcome on a bruised finger or toe e.g. a swollen pinky
A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.
Before the fight: "I'm gonna rip his head off and eat his brains!"
After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"
Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!
A knowing glance from a person you have been inadvertently thrown into a situation with - to signal that you they are on your side.
Man, I was so scared walking through Chapeltown in Leeds but then one of the gangsters gave me a brotherhood wink and I didn't feel threatened anymore. I could chill.
Transmortal - a person who has succeeded in existing beyond their body's expiry date usually by the use of technological means.
- a transcendent mortal
You and all your other transmortal losers can go to hell if you think if you think you're spending the weekend on my hard drive! Get outside and get some sunshine.
Freedom at a price
If you want to be free then you have to pay fee. That's feedom.