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1 definition by Beataholic

 
1.
noun-
1. one who compulsively masturbates a.k.a. beats his/her meat
2. slacking fuck, especially those addicted to opiates
You're such a beater--All you ever do is compulsively masturbate and feel bad for yourself, you fucking slacking fuck.
by Beataholic September 26, 2003