2 definitions by Barracks Lawyer

Top Definition
A phrase used extensively in the U.S. military to describe a person or a situation that is in complete disarray. A description of something that is totally fucked up.
Johnson! Holy Shit! Look at your uniform! You looked as fucked up as a soup sandwich. You're a goddamn Chicken Noodle Hoagie!"!"
by Barracks Lawyer January 28, 2009
An act when a judges decision in a criminal case is tantamount to sodomizing the general public while simultaneously masturbating a hardened criminal to the heights of ecstasy.
I can't believe he only sentenced that rapist to 180 days in jail. What a f***ing judicial reach around.
by Barracks Lawyer February 19, 2010

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