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oh no glow

When the backlit display from your smartphone shines through your pants pocket. Notably embarrassing when leaving a public restroom.

"I caught Ricky with oh no glow as he left the Shell station men's room. Remind me to never borrow his phone."

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Any cake or pastry product consumed after 10:00 PM.

"I was headed to bed, but instead was delayed by a huge slice of shame cake."

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