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A political party so illogical, hypocritical, and insane that it drives people to actually vote Republican.

Democrats believe that the best way to create jobs is to attack businesses with excessive taxes and regulations, that the honest and hard-working should be financially raped by the lazy and ignorant, that we can tax our way to victory, and that discrimination is wrong yet we should discriminate against anyone who is religious, white, male, southern, rich, or anyone who has the audacity to have a view that opposes the Democratic agenda.

In order to ensure “Progress”, the Democrats have resorted to dividing the country by isolating groups of people such as minorities and women, making them feel worthless and oppressed by society, and then exploiting them for political purposes.

Democrats constantly champion the message that in order to be worth anything you have to go to college.

However, since poorer people (many of which are minorities) can’t afford college and have no factories to work in, they are forced onto social programs like Welfare where they can be kept forever in the grip of economic slavery and voting Democrat while also being lied to repeatedly by the media that those evil, rich, white Republicans are the real reason they are unable to get ahead in life.
Minority #1: Now that I graduated High School, I’m going to college!

Minority #2: What?! You can’t afford college dude. You’re poor and Colleges are so overpriced that only middle class and rich folks can afford them.

Minority #1: Oh…

Minority #2: It’s all the Republicans fault man. See Colleges are run entirely by liberals but somehow it’s the Republicans fault that the prices are so high.

Minority #1: Wow Republicans are all evil and racist then. I’m voting Democrat then since they really care about my future! Everyone gets rich on Welfare right?
by AverageJoe1984 February 09, 2012

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