TajRoy - A monsterous creature of the night. He was once considered the missing link but is better know for actually being the next step in human evolution.
Many forms of this creature exist in the earth. For example
Big Foot is just a Canadian Tajroy
The Loch Ness Monster is a Scottish Tajroy
The Chupacobra is a Mexican Tajroy
Santa Clause is a Domesticated TajRoy.
The Tooth Fairy is a sweedish TajRoy.
And Ryan seacrest is a gay TajRoy.
Dylan: Oh My God. My Grandma was run over by a TajRoy!
Jeremiah: That was santa....
Dylan: Exactly A TAJROY!!!