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name given to "TERRORIST LANDSCAPERS" who are addicted to exterior decorating the same way some change living room furniture or constantly add froo-froo do-dads to areas for no reason other than nervous energy output.
He didn't have the drive to be independent and get a place of his own so the angry oddball Austin built a rat cage around the front of his house, weaseled himself into his grandparents rentals and performed hours and hours of terrorist landscaping as subterfuge and way of faking rent and helpfulness.

The deluded Austin wasn't a good exterior decorator but performed constant unnecessary planting to cover up his own lack of life and love.
#terrorist landscaper #exterior decorator #yard rat #lawnboy #faux gardener
by Asstune Keller April 15, 2008
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