look up any word, like yeet:

1 definition by Ashamed Davis Local

 
1.
Davis is one of the lamest, gayest small college towns in the US.

Home to UC Davis, it's full of liberal politics giving way to snobby, liberal elitists who are convinced that Republicans are ruining the world while they lobby to dim street lights so people can see the stars. They also spent tax payer money to build a tunnel across the freeway for toads to use except that it didn't work and the toads merely died. If you do not ride a bike and own a compost pile, they will act like they are better than you.

UCD is the only reason anyone would ever know where Davis was on a map. It consists of 30,000 bros, sorority sluts, lesbians, nerds and Asians. Most of them aren't particularly smart; they just brown-nosed their way through school and had rich parents. Every weekend they turn downtown Davis into a orgy of hormones and drama. Funnily enough, most of them end up working as waiters and receptionists after they graduate.

Davis has been described as 12 square miles surrounded by reality. The Davis Enterprise, for example, decided to forgo reporting the events on 9/11 and instead featured a front page article on how to maintain a chicken coop.

Davis is one of the worst places to live in the state of California. It's sheer mediocrity, mindless politics, idiotic locals and lack of any culture or attractions makes it a repulsive limbo between Sacramento and the Bay Area. Avoid at all costs.
A: Hey man, I got accepted into UC Davis!

B: Really? That sucks!

A: I know! I'm considering suicide as an option.
by Ashamed Davis Local March 14, 2011