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2 definitions by Arthur Wellington

 
1.
Kind of like darn, only said in situations that aren't as serious as situations that merit the use of darn.
Dern! I accidentally dropped my bologna sandwich in the dishwater.
by Arthur Wellington October 20, 2007
 
2.
A version of the iditarod where the dogs are replaced with people dressed as Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton.
Dern, I wish we had Pay-Per-View so we could watch the idiotarod!
by Arthur Wellington October 20, 2007