A race of people from
the Middle East that
are ashamed of the actual country they
use the term "Persian" because the world generally frowns on "Iranian" or "Iraqi" after 9/11.
generally move to the U.S. while the entire family
lives in the same house. They
purchase expensive cars and clothes to show how "rich" they
are easily spotted by the slick black
hair, uni-brow, dark-complexion and INTENSE
fragrance of cologne.
may also be dressed in clothes that
may look rediculous to one that
is not accustomed
, like black
shirts with shiny gold
images on them, mirror sun glasses and tight jeans with the trademark
"artificial worn look" on the front.
Warning: Never try to sell anything to a Persian. Their overly-aggressive haggling will
overwhelm a non-Persian. If you must, raise the price by 20% before and let them feel proud of how amazing they
are at bargaining
when you give
them 10% off. They will
feel like the Sultan of Persia, you will have
made them paid more just
for giving you such
a hard time.
go as far as to say they
are "Italian" or "European" just
to bang stupid white chicks because their family will
never allow the banging of a non-Persian.
I was trying to sell
my TV to this Persian guy. It took me 2 hours of his haggling to get me down
to $150. I was going
it for $125, but when
I saw he was Persian, I knew I was in for a ride.