The most obnoxious, self centered bitch anyone will ever encounter. Irlaines are gold-diggers and use others for their own benefit. They feel as if they can do whatever they want but others can't. Sleazy, whore-bag, but at times can be dependable. When you're down she will be there for you but only until she gets bored and asks for attention. If you meet an Irlaine run, run, run away as fast as you can!
GF: "That's all you got me for Christmas?! A scarf, gloves, and a sweater?!"
* What an Irlaine! I paid her damn bills this month!*