6 definitions by Andrew Starks

A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.
Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.
by Andrew Starks July 28, 2012
See tittytat.

A tatoo on a breast, usually a woman's breast.
My wife's tat-titty will look really nice when she's seventy years old and draging a colostomy bag behind her.

-or-

That chick should have gotten that tat-titty before she had her breast implants.
by Andrew Starks April 25, 2005
The act of readdressing an issue or task after you thought it was already finished.

A metaphor: Taking a crap and then having to pull the poop out of the toilet and stuff it back into your butt.
After six months of work on this project, my boss signed off on it. Now its two weeks later and we find out that we were working off the wrong specification. So now I've got to go stuff shit back into my ass.
by Andrew Starks February 08, 2007
A tatoo on a breast, usually a woman's breast.
School teachers with tittytats give me a boner.

-or-

Angela had a tittytat of her ex-boyfriends name, which was painfull to remove.
by Andrew Starks April 25, 2005
(Pejorative) -- A person who replaces any established belief or fact with a product, belief or idea that has a quality of perceived social sophistication.

Neohippies are related to a hippie, except that their lives are centered on the purchase of expensive products and therapies of dubious value.

Most common amongst parents born between 1965 and 1975.

Usually drives a Subaru, Jetta, Bug or any bicycle.

A neohippy does not shop at Wal-Mart, but often spotted at co-ops.
In a sentence:
"That neohippy just spent $700.00 on wool diapers for her newborn."
-or-
"That neohippy found out he was allergic to wheat from his applied kinesiologist."

Example symptoms:

-Belief that your flu, cold or cervical cancer is caused by hypomobile joints in your lower back and an immediate spinal manipulation from a chiropractic physician is needed posthaste.

-Prejudice against any dairy product

-Love of anything made from soy

-Deep conviction in the belief that non-organic vegetables will kill you within 10 years if handled or eaten.

-Spending more than $4000.00 on cloth diapering

-Breast feeds children until age 5, co-sleeps with them until age 10

-Belief that animals should be loved and cared for in large fields before shot and eaten.

- Belief that small pox/rubella/chicken pox/etc. are less harmful than vaccination.

-Ability to visualize the face of the coffee bean harvester that got a fair wage from the cup of coffee that was just purchased.
by Andrew Starks June 28, 2006
See also neohippy, yippy.

(Pejorative) -- A person who replaces any established belief or fact with a product, belief or idea that has a quality of perceived social sophistication.

Neohippies are related to a hippie, except that their lives are centered on the purchase of expensive products and therapies of dubious value.

Most common amongst parents born between 1965 and 1975.

Usually drives a Subaru, Jetta, Bug or any bicycle.

A neohippy does not shop at Wal-Mart, but often spotted at co-ops.

In a sentence:
"That neo-hippie just spent $700.00 on wool diapers for her newborn."
-or-
"That neo-hippie found out he was allergic to wheat from his applied kinesiologist."

Example symptoms:

-Belief that your flu, cold or cervical cancer is caused by hypomobile joints in your lower back and an immediate spinal manipulation from a chiropractic physician is needed posthaste.

-Prejudice against any dairy product

-Love of anything made from soy

-Deep conviction in the belief that non-organic vegetables will kill you within 10 years if handled or eaten.

-Spending more than $4000.00 on cloth diapering

-Breast feeds children until age 5, co-sleeps with them until age 10

-Belief that animals should be loved and cared for in large fields before shot and eaten.

- Belief that small pox/rubella/chicken pox/etc. are less harmful than vaccination.

-Ability to visualize the face of the coffee bean harvester that got a fair wage from the cup of coffee that was just purchased.
by Andrew Starks June 29, 2006

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