Definitions by Allen Woodward

ebonjitsu

The art of "busting a cap" "gansta style". Commonly done by black people whenever someone scuffs their Pumas. Often done against small white boys

Yo dawg, I hurd you was wit Shanekwa last night. Dont make me bust out some ebonjitsu - Dwayne the Black Man

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An elusive elf with a fear of doing the dishes. Is known to be contracted into several jobs. He IS slack and will not do any work at all.

Oh NO! DISHES!!! - Ceradin

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