7 definitions by Alimony Bob

Top Definition
When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.
Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!
by Alimony Bob May 28, 2011
When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.
Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!
by Alimony Bob May 28, 2011
Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.
That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.
by Alimony Bob May 28, 2011
On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.
I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!
by Alimony Bob May 28, 2011
Is anything and everything. Anything imagined and not imagined, and every number times every number an unlimited amount of times.
I told my friend what a Bob Marley was when I said how much I wanted to pork his mom...he was not amused.
by Alimony Bob January 26, 2012
A sexual position so unspeakably atrocious, that the people involved cannot describe what the fuck just happened.
Girl: What the fuck did we just do to each other?!?!

Guy: I don't know....I don't know! Rendition!?!? I don't know!
by Alimony Bob October 18, 2011
The method of taking a shit, jizzing on top of it, then crafting it into a puck shape for later consumption.
My mom made a special Armenian Ringding recipe for the bake sale last weekend. THEY OWNED.
by Alimony Bob October 18, 2011

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