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3 definitions by Aleskandr Miaskovsky

A person who assembles a packed lunch of hard boiled eggs, tomatoes, salted herring, and tea in a thermos, all of which are to be unwrapped in a public place atop a copy of PRAVDA and devoured noisily, preferably while in ones yellowing undergarments, to a combination of anti-semitic palaver, garbled recordings of Igor Sklyar emanating from a rusted red Lada parked by the artificial river, and the putrid smoke of Prima and Belomor-Krai.


1. A profound and tangled philosophy concerning the soviet hoi polloi and its industrialized, tractor-crushed soul.

2. One of the faceless masses residing in the USSR or CIS:

- The vendor in the local meat or bread store with her excessive make up, flamboyant shoes, and a heart full of pure hatred.

- The burly old men in hats and arms behind their backs pausing to argue about anti-semitic conspiracy politics and the football match, in angered tones.

- The woman who cuts into a 3-mile long line for imported Czechoslovakian boots, knowing that she will incite a loud, violent riot, while claiming her actions were still somehow fair.

2. A state of being wherein an objective reality based on complete absurdity and idiocy triumphs.

3. Soviet trash

4. The modern Soviet expatriate residing in Brooklyn, New York.

5. whimit
Is it man...beast...or sovok?
by Aleskandr Miaskovsky March 11, 2004
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An obscure AOL variant of fuck
Phork you bitch.
by Aleskandr Miaskovsky March 11, 2004
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1. The Bolshevik Revolution of 1917

2. The phantom changes that will come about in the near-to-distant future; often uttered with bewildered, watery eyes gazing into a bleak distance, typically an overcast, smog-ridden urban skyline.
We shall elect a gay woman president....after the revolution.
by Aleskandr Miaskovsky March 11, 2004
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