look up anything, like your first name:

3 definitions by Ainzy

1. SHANK
When one masturbates as he is on the toilet having a shit

formed by the blending of 'wank' and 'shit'
Ahhhh My shit was talkin that long to come out i decided to have a shank.
2. Slink
Slink (sometimes pronounced Shlink) is a woman is has a reputation or appears to be a "sket" ie "Slag"
Used as a derrogatory insult

"Fuck you, you Slink!"

Sometimes pronouced Shlink as it has a nice sound to it
slink shlink slag sket slut
by Ainzy Feb 27, 2008 add a video
3. Crab Paste
Derived from the bo selecta skit , when sum1 has a particularly smelly fart
(imagine the smell of crab paste)
"Ohhh ive crab pasted"
"shit i gta a crab paste cumin"
crab paste fart turd mel b shit crab
by Ainzy Oct 2, 2008 add a video
rss and gcal