1 definition by Adorable Girlfriend

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An asshole who thinks he's enlightened. When in reality he's a high school drop out who is 34 living with his mother in the Poconos doing yoga in her living room.
Did you see Jared's douchebag ponytail?
by Adorable Girlfriend July 31, 2010

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