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10 definitions by Aaron Steven Burns

 
1.
A Nuclear Bong holds the most powerful Hits of Pot or Hashish.
A Nuclear Bong holds the most powerful Hits of Pot or Hashish.
by Aaron Steven Burns October 05, 2010
 
2.
A PhD is so specialized and over schooled that they would have to dig post holes for a living if they had a different job or career.
A PhD - Post Hole Digger Doctorate of Philosophy is useless for all other jobs.
A PhD can't even do House Work!
by Aaron Steven Burns November 13, 2010
 
3.
Katchtard is a disgusting mixture of mustard and katchup which are the only two condiments for addin too our hamburgers when I was growing up.
I mixed too much KATCHTARD on my hamburger and it tastes like bad Thousand Island salad dressing!
by Aaron Steven Burns April 26, 2011
 
4.
When you must stand up fully erect for a hot chick at the theater during a movie so she can get to her seat.
I got a Full Body Erection when she passed my front side to get to her seat.
It made me stand fully erect in all ways.
by Aaron Steven Burns October 13, 2010
 
5.
Much like Burger King; all restaurants basically use the same burger fling technique to flip a frozen disk of meat and over-charge you for just using the Burger Fling Method.
Burger Fling Restaurants;Cook one side and flip it over. Serve it.
by Aaron Steven Burns October 05, 2010
 
6.
Having sex uncontrolably any where with anything.
An Act of Sexual Depravity and Indiscretion.
A Deviant of Human Relations.
It is F.A.N. - Fuck Anything Night.
by Aaron Steven Burns November 21, 2010
 
7.
A guy whose Penis literally shrinks to all sexual turn offs.
I Midgeteer at the sight of two guys kissing! Yuk!
by Aaron Steven Burns November 13, 2010