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9 definitions by 7fingersphil

Tiny balls of toilet paper left in a vagina for a period of days, weeks or even months. Caused from a skank female wiping back to front and getting ass juice on the toilet paper then lodged in the vagina. It has the smell and taste of tuna and the shape of a tiny tic tac.
I went down on that skank at band camp and i swear she had tuna tic tacs.
by 7fingersphil September 21, 2007
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A phrase to describe somebody who looks so vile, dried up and old that they are near death. Because the only thing that is worse then looking like death is looking like death attempting to eat a food that dries you up.
Dude your neighbor looks like death eating a cracker.
by 7fingersphil May 05, 2008
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A girl from the hills, country, or woods who is of questionable reputation. She will have had sex with every man and boy in her small redneck community. It is derived from hoodrat but since she has never been to the hood or even a city she is a woodrat.
Bubba: "Man I'm gonna geter done with Darlene tonight"
Jetrho: "Damn me to, she's such a woodrat I fucked her well her dad watched las week"
by 7fingersphil May 03, 2008
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bits of toilet paper left in a girls vagina, after she wipes back to front. the toilet paper wipes the shit off of her ass, then rolls into a little ball and forms white flakes inside the nasty girls vagina which taste simmilar to tuna and look similar to a tic tac.
That girl I hooked up with must have wiped back to front cause when i went down on her she had tuna tic tac's in her pussy.
by 7fingersphil September 13, 2007
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A wild tail told by someone he drinks a lot about something they did when they were drunk that is completely non plausible or even impossible, usually told by a bro the day after some crazy frat party or well reminiscing and trying to out bro his buddies.
That Bro over there just told me that he drank an entire case of Nati Light, 14 shots of whiskey and ate 16 slices of pizza, well boning three chicks and sexually harassing a bunch of frat pledges last weekend. What a bourbon legend
by 7fingersphil October 16, 2008
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When you are going to give your friend a Kentucky Gentleman and he is currently in the process of doing a Texas Belt Buckle
Dude it was so gross I went to give Steve a Kentucky Gentleman but we had a Southern Confrontation instead.
by 7fingersphil February 03, 2008
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When having sex with a female doggy style the man pulls out and has the female poop at that precise moment, the poop and cum meet in mid air having a clash of the titans
Dude I heard Adam pulled a clash of the titans with his girlfriend the other night and it took hours to clean up the after math.
by 7fingersphil May 03, 2008
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