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A pill, available in a variety of doses and colors, used medically to treat ADD/ADHD. Adderall is abused by people ranging from your everyday soccer mom, to a 15-year-old loner to help build his social life. If you haven't tried it already, it is highly recommended by everyone who has. Adderall has different effects on different people; but virtually everyone feels as though their life is perfect while under the influence of this majestic piece of heaven. It is easily obtained in a college student environment and pretty much any school-type environments. Most common uses for Adderall include: finishing a school assignment worth major points, building a social life, achieving excellence in the work environment, making family time somewhat tolerable, losing weight, staying up for over 24 hours (commonly known as an Adderallnighter,) cleaning your house in a limited amount of time (yet, extremely thorough and organized) and any other activities that suck to do when sober. Highly addictive, yet totally worth it.
Anna - "I have a 500 point project due tomorrow morning, and I haven't even looked at the assignment yet! What am I going to do?"

Karen - "I just got my prescription of Adderall 30mg filled, wanna try to see if it will help you focus on getting your assignment done?"

Anna - "Sure. Do you want money or something for it?"

Karen - "Nah, first one's on me. After this, $3/pill. Here. Enjoy."

Anna - *takes sip of overpriced energy drink, swallows the drug*

Roughly 30 minutes later...

Anna - "Well, I'm gonna go to the library and start on this lame thing. Thanks, Kar. I'll tell you how it goes."

The next day, after class...

Karen - "So, how was it?"

Anna - "I still haven't slept. I was at the library 'til it closed last night. Finished my project, wrote it all out a second time, just in case. Went to my moms to catch up on things, kept her up 'til 2am. Drove around aimlessly, in complete silence, 'til 7:30am. Went to class, presented my project, listened to everyone else, critiquing every sentence quietly to myself, stayed after class to talk to the professor about how much I enjoyed his assignment and how much hard work I put into it. Came back here, emptied my dresser, unfolded and refolded every piece of clothing, organizing them by brands, did the same with yours. Then you came in, and here we are. You got anymore of that? I have some extra money to spend on this miracle drug."
*inside Anna's head: It's a whole NEW worlddddd*
#adderall #adderallnighter #happiness #amphetamines #addies
by @dd3rALLd@y March 12, 2011
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