Nov 24
Only eating Vegatables because you can't afford to buy meat.
He used to be an Economic Vegetarian but then he got a better job and can afford to buy steak.
by Lygreen145 July 10, 2008
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Nov 23
It was annoying to have to submit a TPS report to my boss and my grandboss. It's enough to make a dude blazy.
by Rollie Hatch September 20, 2006
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Nov 22
A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
by Dreamz September 16, 2008
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Nov 21
A vampire that drinks animal blood, and resists human blood.
The Cullens from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight are vegetarian vampires.
by Twilight Princess November 28, 2006
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Nov 20
Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.
"Oh man, we all went to Rob's house to just hang out and have a couple beers but Mark was pre-wasted before we even called for a cab."
by k_mac September 17, 2008
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Nov 19
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
by Ben Frey May 21, 2006
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Nov 18
The energy required to write a text.
Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.
by J. Edward September 18, 2008
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