Nov 19
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
by Ben Frey May 21, 2006
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Nov 18
The energy required to write a text.
Forget it, I don't have the thumb strength to text him. Guess I'll just call.
by J. Edward September 18, 2008
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Nov 17
When an audience grows weary of clapping, either at a ceremony or musical performance.
"That graduation ceremony was so long, I got clapathetic!"

"I was clapping at the beginning of the song, but I quit when I got clapathy."
by B. Kennison December 05, 2007
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Nov 16
Acronym. Stands for "If you know what I mean". Mainly used in instant messaging conversations. Can also be used in conjunction with "AITYD" (and I think you do).
"I could really go for a tossed salad for lunch."

"Oh, I've got a salad for you to toss, IYKWIM...AITYD."
by erin® November 24, 2003
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Nov 15
(noun) The side of a body where a gigantic purse or messenger bag is carried, and an awkward barrier preventing others from walking comfortably alongside is often created.
I would hold your hand, baby, but I don't want to get on your bagside.
by Rollie Hatch August 29, 2008
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Nov 14
The codename of legendary Secret Service Agent, James Bond
And please double ough seven, try not to destroy this one car.
by jesus_crowbar May 29, 2003
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Nov 13
A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.
Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his walk-in closet.
by Dylan Cole September 18, 2008
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