Jan 20
is the act of taking a day off school, work or other meetings to watch Obama related events or to see Obama related rallies, specificly the Inauguration.
Are you going to be in school on Jan 20th? No I am taking an Obama Day.
by canadaCrombie January 19, 2009
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Jan 19
I understand. Your help in this matter has been greatly appreciated. However, with much regret and much haste, I must be departing from our conversation.
newb2342: da partiez @ 4, b there!!1
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by i made this box June 19, 2003
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Jan 18
The condition of having unusually intense aches and pains in the feet due to exposure to shopping malls. Most commonly presented in males, presumably due to two factors. First, there is an inherent inability to withstand the excess gravity resulting from the densely packed merchandise. Second, females often burden males with the charge of carrying gratuitous quantities of purchases far greater than the typical wallet loading.

There is no cure, though treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages.
"Honey, you don't need any more bags. Let's go. I'm really tired, and I've had mall feet since the food court."
by SoKyle December 14, 2008
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Jan 17
the pleasurable feeling from having coined a new word. Combination of neologism and orgasm.
Her neologasm was so intense she determined to submit a new word every day to the Urban Dictionary.
by RLC1 December 17, 2006
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Jan 16
A view of the female breast seen from a side; generally under loosely-fitting clothes. Very titillating (pun intended) and sexual without showing any overt nudity.
There is so much sideboob at Los Angeles awards shows!

My brother's g/f's sideboob totally distracted me from my own g/f.
by Nutty J September 17, 2005
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Jan 15
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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Jan 14
When someone calls your office phone and you transfer them to a random number from a department you choose because you either can't find the correct number or you don't feel like looking it up.
Co-worker: Who just called?

You: I'm not really sure but I totally just blind transferred him to some one in human resources.
by jxb December 29, 2008
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