Feb 3
A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".
"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
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Feb 2
An unfortunate cubicle configuration in which you find yourself sandwiched in between two of your bosses.
I can't even check my GMail account at work because I'm in a total boss sandwich

I'm such a sad panda at work these days. I'm totally the lunch meat in a major boss sandwich.
by AK47 & Bowlerina January 30, 2009
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Feb 1
"Volume Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder"
Function: Noun

A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).
Joe has VOCD; he must adjust the volume on any television in which it is not set to a perfect number.
by LoneWolf275 January 30, 2009
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Jan 31
What were you up to today? Oh you know, fornicating fido.
by victor musial January 02, 2007
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Jan 30
A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
by tagz June 04, 2007
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Jan 29
What happens to your first career after you appear on American Idol
"I recorded that first album, and it did pretty good. But sales are dropping, I can't get any press, and I guess I feel like I'm American Idling"
by Kanary K December 16, 2005
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Jan 28
The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.
The MUNI is filled with people doing their morning Blackberry Prayer rituals.
by Loony2nz July 10, 2008
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