May 8
What Would James Kirk Do? When stuck in a life-threatening, impossible situation with no realistic plausible means of escape, only a plan thought up by James "Jim" Kirk would work.
Person 1: OK, were stuck in an underground cavern on a distant planet with no access to the surface.

Person 2: We need a plan. WWJKD?
by jerseytom July 14, 2008
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May 7
The show that you watch while your main show is at a commercial. It is usually not as good as your main show.
Dude I was watching Family Guy last night and there was a 12 minute commercial. Good thing I had Spongebob as my Fall Back Program
by The Tree7635 May 05, 2009
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May 6
The time spent not at school or work due to the closures caused by the Swine Flu scare.

Can be used with any virus, e.g., Bird flucation, regular Flucation, etc.
We have nothing planned for the kids during their Swine Flucation, since the schools closed.
by matadorcab May 01, 2009
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May 5
A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.
I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them
by violentfemme May 02, 2009
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May 4
Not Gonna Lie

Used to indicate that you are not deviating from the truth.
by sodlol July 31, 2007
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May 3
A rescue chip is the chip you use to fish the bits of the first one that broke apart in the dip.
My tortilla chip busted when I tried to load it with extra salsa so I gotta get a rescue chip to recover the pieces.
by Qeqeneq May 01, 2009
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May 2
A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.
"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"

"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
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