Sep 10
The classiest way to respond to anyone you disagree with.
Obama: There are also those who claim that our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This too is false - the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.

Joe Wilson: You lie!
by illicit_fun_owns September 09, 2009
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Sep 9
Sudden, intense longing and regret derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table, and realizing that one has made an inferior menu selection.
Hank was eagerly anticipating his scallops when the waiter brought the stuffed pork chops to the man at the table next to him. Unable to avert his gaze, Hank began to feel the anguish of dish envy.
by MrMOSCRU September 07, 2009
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Sep 8
New in Box, meaning brand new and never used
I saw a few NIB items up on ebay last night.
by Faisal June 30, 2004
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Sep 7
An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic (or terrible) outcome.
Person: I got to meet James Hetfield before the concert and I got his autograph.
One Upper: Yeah, well my cousin knows the head of security for Metallica, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met the whole group. Then they invited us back to their hotel room and we partied with them all night.

Person: I have a a dislocated knee.
One Upper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have a steel pin inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months.
by Dawn Davenport December 01, 2004
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Sep 6
A meeting that has no real purpose or clear direction.

However, breakfast is usually served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.
"Hey our boss has been talking for a while, but does any of it really matter?"

"Nah, this is an off-sight meeting."

"Ah, well at least these scones are delicious."
by onetimeforall August 28, 2009
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Sep 5
The voice someone uses when explaining something technical or generally nerdy.
I always switch to the nerd-person when discussing the finer points of ewok economics
by deansick August 30, 2009
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Sep 4
using the services of a person over 21 to buy alcohol for minors
Hey man, I lost my fake ID so I gues tonigt we've got to do some shoulder tapping.
by smackhead April 21, 2003
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