Apr 21
to knock on an anonymous door and run away
i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone
by spltbird November 25, 2002
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Apr 20
1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
From smoking too much chronic, Joe ended up with a chronic case of the shaky-shivers.
by Nick D April 28, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Apr 19
Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.
The facebook foreplay was hot, but in person it just wasn't there.
by cammie B April 13, 2009
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Apr 18
Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.
Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears are two celebs who are too posh to push. Can you blame them? Being all stretched out down there sounds kinda awful.
by cherryblossom November 13, 2007
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Apr 17
1. A vote on something that means dick.

2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.
"I just voted to raise taxes to stimulate the economy, yet they're spending money to bail out those big business shitheads. Well, that sure was an erectoral vote."
by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009
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Apr 16
A phrase that comes from the mixture of the emphatic expressions "no shit!" and "are you serious?" It is normally used in response to some surprising or shocking news or information. When said fast is indistinguishable from saying "are you serious?"
Aaron: Hey! I just won $1 million in the lottery.

Tom: Wow! Are you shitreous?

by perthguy April 14, 2009
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Apr 15
When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.
I got a ghetto upgrade on my flight to Bangkok and was able to sleep most of the way.
by the booniepepper April 13, 2009
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