Apr 23
The stream of the word "recalculating" coming from your car's GPS when the car changes direction, loses signal, etc.
"When the car went through that mile long tunnel, our GPS was doing the recalculating rap all the through."
by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Apr 22
The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.
MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"
by JusLar April 20, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Apr 21
to knock on an anonymous door and run away
i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone
by spltbird November 25, 2002
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Apr 20
1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
From smoking too much chronic, Joe ended up with a chronic case of the shaky-shivers.
by Nick D April 28, 2003
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Apr 19
Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.
The facebook foreplay was hot, but in person it just wasn't there.
by cammie B April 13, 2009
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Apr 18
Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.
Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears are two celebs who are too posh to push. Can you blame them? Being all stretched out down there sounds kinda awful.
by cherryblossom November 13, 2007
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Apr 17
1. A vote on something that means dick.

2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.
"I just voted to raise taxes to stimulate the economy, yet they're spending money to bail out those big business shitheads. Well, that sure was an erectoral vote."
by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009
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