Someone who at first meeting shows a little bit of their douche self, but on getting to know them better, the full extent of their doucheness becomes apparent. (Likened to the iceberg that only shows a small fraction of its total size)
Upon seeing a known douchebag coming at him he said in his best captain's voice, "Doucheberg straight ahead!"
by The_real_mr_fantastic December 02, 2016

by snowing down under August 05, 2012

by RealityOverFantasy2020 November 07, 2020

Agitated racist who masks their racism with opposition to progressive governmental policy and believes that political disturbances and threats/delivery of domestic terrorism is an appropriate approach to achieving political change.
Did you hear of the teahadists who shattered the windows of Congressional offices belonging to Congress members who supported RomneyCare-Plus?
by 21st Century Soothsayer April 03, 2010

1. “I just need to find 11,780 votes.” -Pres. Trump to GA Sec of State in infamous 25th amendment violation worthy phone call, released by WaPo frickin YESTERDAY
2. Amount of votes Joe Biden won Georgia by in the 2020 Presidential Election
3. Wouldn’t it be weird if the run-off senate vote in Georgia were contested?
2. Amount of votes Joe Biden won Georgia by in the 2020 Presidential Election
3. Wouldn’t it be weird if the run-off senate vote in Georgia were contested?
by NastyWomyn January 05, 2021

The group of Senators, Representatives, lawyers, and others who have teamed up to attempt to overturn the election of Joe Biden in favor of Donald Trump.
by Danimal1974 January 04, 2021

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
by Sickomonster December 24, 2020
