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Basically, it’s “white people music” that any hood nigga would let you play on the aux.
“Yo, u don’t mind I out on fireflys, do you?”
“Nigga, that’s a certified hood classic, tf you mean “do I mind”. PLAY THAT SHIT, nigga!”
by eatbeatnskeet February 6, 2021
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The sexual act in which a male pierces his penis. Inserts a magnet into his female partner (preferably a female without any limbs) and places his penis on top of his partners stomach, and rubs his bellend back and forth. The magnetic pull makes it so the man won’t have to hold his penis down, allowing for a hands free session.
Friend1: “didn’t you fuck a girl with no limbs last week?”
Friend2: “nah, bro. I hit her with a quick magnetic monkey nugget.”
by eatbeatnskeet April 8, 2020
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When ingesting large quantities of marijuana, some people may experience a sensation of be weighed down, to the point where they feel as if they cannot move. The name for this is “The Haggies”, referring to the “Hag” which is a sleep paralysis demon that is believed to pin people down. Despite the negative connotations of the name “The Haggies” are quite enjoyable.
“Yo, bruh! U good?”
“I smoked way too much, I got the Haggies
by eatbeatnskeet February 17, 2021
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Look at the very bottom definition of white fragility. THAT is white fragility in all its disgusting, infectious “glory”. Basically when a white person calls others racist for silly jokes such as “white ppl can’t cook, lol”, but will respond to said jokes with “well, at least I’m not a cotton picking jungle bunny, spear chucking nigger”.
“Bro, did you hear this stupid ass nigga? He argued against the statement “black lives matter”, he clearly got a LOT of white fragility
by eatbeatnskeet February 21, 2021
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