13 definitions by PossumCuber
A godless person who uses reason and science, rather than divinity, to explain his beliefs. Not to be confused with agnostics. These people can be identified either by how much they know about science, or by how much they burn when you put a match to their skin. Atheists burn like flash paper.
Person 1:That guy over there? He must be an Atheist. Did you see the way he just burned up in flames a few seconds ago?
Person 2:SHH!!! He's not an Atheist! that's part of a practical joke involving lighter fluid!
Person 2:SHH!!! He's not an Atheist! that's part of a practical joke involving lighter fluid!
by PossumCuber November 2, 2009
A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'
Ex.1
Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"
Ex.2
Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"
Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"
Ex.2
Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"
by PossumCuber November 16, 2010
The greatest band in existence. Anyone who disagrees with this statement while not referring to the entity of a Muse fails at life.
If Muse were to be combined into a single, breathing entity, it would likely be Chuck Norris with an electric triangle.
by PossumCuber September 26, 2009
Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.
John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.
by PossumCuber July 8, 2010
There is no way in any language, with the exception of one dead dialect of Russian to define Chuck Norris, other than the name Chuck Norris. All other attempts to define Chuck Norris fail, and should be given thumbs downs.
Chuck Norris... Yeah, you get the picture.
by PossumCuber October 15, 2009
Chuck Norris is Fukkin Sexy.
by PossumCuber November 16, 2010
A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.
Baby carrots are turning me gay!
by PossumCuber December 7, 2009