Your store manager says, "I can get the system for you."
You reply with, "You would do that," or "You would go get the system."
You reply with, "You would do that," or "You would go get the system."
by Total Jenkins December 20, 2007
Something commonly said to someone if they happen to be knowledgeable on something sad, pathetic, or sick.
Brian: Hey Joe, Why do you play computer games all your life?
Joe: What the fuck are you talking about? It only takes an average of 4026 hours 43 minutes and 7 seconds to get all the max levels on runescape.
Brian: You would know... you would know...
Example 2
Conner:There are so many date rape drugs these days People who use them drugs are just sad because they can't get any.
James: Um...rohypnol, ketamine, burundanga, and rohibitril are the only ones commonly used. Besides they only knock someone out for a max of 24 hours... so don't talk shit about date rapists.
Conner: You would know... you would know...
Joe: What the fuck are you talking about? It only takes an average of 4026 hours 43 minutes and 7 seconds to get all the max levels on runescape.
Brian: You would know... you would know...
Example 2
Conner:There are so many date rape drugs these days People who use them drugs are just sad because they can't get any.
James: Um...rohypnol, ketamine, burundanga, and rohibitril are the only ones commonly used. Besides they only knock someone out for a max of 24 hours... so don't talk shit about date rapists.
Conner: You would know... you would know...
by 99 archerman June 8, 2009
Used as a dis. Can also be used to tie in another dis like calling someone a fag or a dumbass because of their action.
Dude 1: I went and saw the notebook.
Dude 2: Yeah you would go see the notebook you fag.
Dude 1: I failed my math test today.
Dude 2: Yeah... you would.
Dude 2: Yeah you would go see the notebook you fag.
Dude 1: I failed my math test today.
Dude 2: Yeah... you would.
by Ron S July 7, 2008
I'm going to eat right now.
Response: You would say that...
I gotta take a piss, hold up.
Response: You would say that.
I'm going to class.
Response: You would say that...
You would say that wouldn't you?
Response: You would say that.
Response: You would say that...
I gotta take a piss, hold up.
Response: You would say that.
I'm going to class.
Response: You would say that...
You would say that wouldn't you?
Response: You would say that.
by Foong123 March 30, 2009
Example Dale is speaking to Ellis
Dale "You knpow Jennifer Aniston?"
Elis "Yes"
Dale: "You Would like"
Ellis: You know phillip Olivier
Dale: Yes
Ellis:"You would like"
Dale "You knpow Jennifer Aniston?"
Elis "Yes"
Dale: "You Would like"
Ellis: You know phillip Olivier
Dale: Yes
Ellis:"You would like"
by Dale Ellison April 28, 2008
Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you
by Iceypimp July 25, 2019
A provoking phrase used toward someone who looks as though he is about to do or say something to aggravate you, but hasn’t yet. Most often, after the person does or says that something, he wishes he hadn’t.
Amy: Oh my God, did just see that look I just got from our boss??
Sarah: No way! Why? Cause you’re wearing those jeans?
Amy: YES! Girl, it’s Friday, and these jeans look good.
Sarah: Shoot.
Amy: I am about to walk right into his office and be all like, “I wish you would say something about these jeans. I WISH YOU WOULD!”
Sarah: Shoot.
Sarah: No way! Why? Cause you’re wearing those jeans?
Amy: YES! Girl, it’s Friday, and these jeans look good.
Sarah: Shoot.
Amy: I am about to walk right into his office and be all like, “I wish you would say something about these jeans. I WISH YOU WOULD!”
Sarah: Shoot.
by Amy Williford March 2, 2007