windfucked

verb

Its when you get blown really hard by wind that when you go back inside you look like you had a really good roll in the hay.

Wow that was crazy I just got windfucked out there!

by krissyanthamum December 16, 2011

windfucker

a blowhard; an obnoxious, ambitious person; a social climber

Did you ever hear such a windfucker as this?

by Hieronimo November 8, 2008

WikiFucked

The act of accessing Wikipedia with the intention of viewing a page for a few minutes, but then inevitably getting trapped in a hellish jungle of links of information that goes into a paradox and rapes you of hours of your time.

Person 1: Dude, I went on Wikipedia just to read up some musician, but then I ended up reading up on the history of the Roman Empire for 15 hours.

Person 2: Man, you got completely WikiFucked.

by NightFauX September 11, 2010

WindFuck

When you have really amazing hair and then your on a boat or in the car and a gust of wind decides to fuck up your hair. Making it windfucked

Whoa what happened to you

Oh i just got off the boat and my hair got WindFuck

by MarineMann1031 June 24, 2011

Mindfucked

The state of being unable to comprehend a unnatural phenomena

whoa dude, you got me totally mindfucked.
that can't be possible. total mindfuck man!

by Tord-ivar jr December 9, 2008

WEDFUCKED

The state of being exhausted after attending weddings.

Guy 1 :- How are ya?
Guy 2 :- Damn this wedding season is crazy, I am wedfucked.

by LilDhan December 7, 2020

narcissistic windfuck

A self-absorbed person who cannot see the wrong they have done a person. Their victims almost always end up suffering from a mental health disorder.

"My ex has left me scarred for life, he's such a narcissistic windfuck."

by salty bean 32 June 26, 2018