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whiffed on it
Sorry I didn't make it to the meeting. I wish I had a good excuse, but actually I just whiffed on it.
whiffed on it by lnmore borrowed from Deb January 20, 2009
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Whiffed
Person 1: I’m a bit whiffed off of that second hand smoke la.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up lad you’re sending me scatty.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up lad you’re sending me scatty.
Whiffed by pirategame420 March 5, 2020
Whuffer
Whuffer by ThatRandomBoi September 12, 2017
Pussy whiffed
The state in which your fellow man abandons all reason in pursuit of the misdirected scent from an unsuspecting female.
You: "I can't eat another Hooter's wing. We need to get to our seats. It's game 7!"
Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."
Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."
Pussy whiffed by HaentPaul November 23, 2009
Whiffed Up
Being high on cocaine. Can also be applied to other drugs that are ingested through the nasal cavity.
Whiffed Up by xcbenner December 14, 2010
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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