Bro 1: dude come hang out with us later
Bro 2: nah man i need to jerk off while playing games on a call with my friends while watching markiplier for 5 hours

Bro 1: you need to quit weirding man its getting out of hand

Weirding by mrbuddyguy January 19, 2024

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weirding out on someone

Weird being an "Adjective" weirding out menas "when a person acts more weird or stranger then usual and opting to leave a job he/she was suppose to do or quit something before even getting half way through without a good cause or any explainations.

Joe: I have to order take out because we have no food in the house.
Mary: But, I thought Ted was shopping this week....
Joe: yes. But he weirded out on me at the last moment.

2. weirding out on someone should be punishable!

weirding out on someone by MerilReviver January 5, 2011

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weirding off

to masterbate/jerk off

Dude, my girlfriend caught me weirding off!

weirding off by charlie the scorpion July 30, 2013

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global weirding

The term that's used to describe the fact that global warming is not happening anymore, but weird weather is happening instead. If there's 10 feet of snow on the ground it's hard to blame global warming so elite environmental snobs of the world, like Thomas Friedman of the New York Times, just say it's weird but trust us, the earth still has a fever.

Sure the US has had 12 major snowstorms this year, and England is having it's coldest winter in 1000 years, but it's because of global weirding.

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Global Weirding

Erratic weather caused by global warming and climate change.

Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.

Global Weirding by Creativelingo February 21, 2021

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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