waking up pregnant

when a person gets unbelievably drunk that its inevitable they will wake up pregnant, funnier when used on guys

Mike had 4 long islands and 2 mind erasers last night that betch is definately waking up pregnant.

by preggoleggo May 18, 2011

cant wake up

Saaave me!

cant wake up WAKE ME UP INSIDE

by f the police comin straight October 2, 2017

Wake-up Sauce

It's coffee.

Yo, I'm tired af my guy, got any Wake-up Sauce?

by Nikuzan August 28, 2017

wake up dick

This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.

Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.

by Versatile337 January 11, 2009

wake up to yourself

The term: 'Wake up to yourself' (or 'wake up to ya bloody self'), implies that one should think before acting.

Wake up to yourself and frack off - A phrase used to insist that the listener think about her/his actions before attempting the task at hand whatever it may be, in this case the fracking of gas in Northern Territory, Australia.

by G Morwong March 28, 2018

mack wake up

To repeatedly fire a .50 caliber weapon (such as the .500s&w, .50BMG, 50-70, .50AE etc) in the air several times to wake somebody up or get their attention much like Richard Machowicz when he fires his .50 caliber weapons on the badass tv show "Future Weapons".

*Kyle and Joe at the shooting range*
Joe: kyle!
kyle: ...........
Joe: KYLE!!!
kyle:........
Joe: *fires desert eagle 4 times*
kyle: ahhh!! what is it!!
Joe: apparently you needed a mack wake up to get your attention.

by Ekim_ October 31, 2010

wake-up blowjob

A wake-up blowjob is the suck-job a guy can get when he's awakened by a mouth sucking on his dick -- the recipient gets his morning wood sucked off -- may turn out that the guy cums and pisses at the same time - a cum/piss-gasm.

I sometimes wake Matt by giving him a wake-up blowjob -- when he cums, he sometimes pisses too - and I swallow it all!

by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021