stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed
by JewLay April 20, 2010
The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.
by Mike Lewis April 23, 2005
Brian: “Hey, girl! How was your date last night?”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”
by Dignity's Foe February 12, 2012
The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.
by CFP February 23, 2006
A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.
by ProgressiveMexican November 12, 2009
by Epic Butters 69 September 8, 2019
A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.
When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.
When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.
by cyn1c4l April 17, 2006