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Ventriloquism 

Whilst fisting a woman a man cups his hand into a 'c' shape and squeezes and unsqueeze the inner Virgina walls of her monkey hole making her moan.
"Hey, you up for some ventriloquism tonight??"
Ventriloquism by Meowzic October 2, 2017

ventriloquism 

a c d e g h i j k l n o q s t u x z
"a c d e g h i j k l n o q s t u x z. Have you seen Jeff Dunham's ventriloquism?"
ventriloquism by clementation June 24, 2022

Rectal Ventriloquism 

A fancier way of saying fart.
Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.
Rectal Ventriloquism by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010

auto ventriloquism 

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.
Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."
auto ventriloquism by rufusclay November 9, 2013

Anal Ventriloquism 

The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!
I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!

human ventriloquism 

Human ventriloquism is when you stick your hand in a midgets ass and make them tell jokes.
human ventriloquism by Horearound October 19, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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