Urbdicting
Urbdicting by Lord Damon Achuine March 8, 2009
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urbdictiomoron
— Look! The guy who added this retarded word and wrote this moronic definition thinks he is a genius philologist!
— Jesus! If he knew that he in reality is nothing more than an urbdictiomoron...
— Jesus! If he knew that he in reality is nothing more than an urbdictiomoron...
urbdictiomoron by Bossa Nova January 21, 2015
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UrbDictitude
The attitude adapted by those who sign on to edit Urban Dictionary, only to find that 99% of the submissions are beneath human dignity.
"I used to be such a humaitarian, but after 1 hour of reading suggested additions, I have developed quite the UrbDictitude."
UrbDictitude by thatwardgirl February 6, 2007
Urbandicting yourself
Using urban dictionary.com and some bots to upvote your name to enter the street jargon. The process involves adding a grand eulogy against a proper name like Jack or Tyron or Jenny. Some times it can be used to say shitty stuff against your nemesis. Use bots to upvote it. Other Jacks, Jennys and Tyrons will also upvote in sometime.
You can be urbandicting yourself like following examples
Jenny
An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. She is the epitome of a goddess, and anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
Wow! Jenny's pretty awesome.
Jack
A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
.....
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Jack is the sexiest guy ever
Jack
Jack is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Jack, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.
That boy, Jack, is so amazing.
Jenny
An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. She is the epitome of a goddess, and anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
Wow! Jenny's pretty awesome.
Jack
A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
.....
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Jack is the sexiest guy ever
Jack
Jack is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Jack, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.
That boy, Jack, is so amazing.
Urbandicting yourself by alwarming August 30, 2013
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Urbdiction
A disease that originated from 1999 which progress over time and is most common from ages 10-30. The disease typically first occurs when someone had their first exposure to Urban Dictionary and progress over time to the point they became a complete mental retard.
The stages of urbdiction in order are:
1. Mild, 2. Moderate low, 3. Moderate high, 4. High, 5. Extreme, 6. Insane, 7. Retardation and 8. URBDICT!!
Some signs of urbdiction are:
1. Uncontrolled usage of urban dictionary for a creepy amount of times a day.
2. Creating new definitions nonstop even if they make no utter sense.
3. Killing someone for insulting Urban Dictionary for even the slightest bit.
4. Having a goal to meet Aaron Peckham one day and thinking that you are meant to be aka marriage.
5. Would sacrifice your life for Urban Dictionary,
6. Worshipping Urban Dictionary aka following urbdism.
The stages of urbdiction in order are:
1. Mild, 2. Moderate low, 3. Moderate high, 4. High, 5. Extreme, 6. Insane, 7. Retardation and 8. URBDICT!!
Some signs of urbdiction are:
1. Uncontrolled usage of urban dictionary for a creepy amount of times a day.
2. Creating new definitions nonstop even if they make no utter sense.
3. Killing someone for insulting Urban Dictionary for even the slightest bit.
4. Having a goal to meet Aaron Peckham one day and thinking that you are meant to be aka marriage.
5. Would sacrifice your life for Urban Dictionary,
6. Worshipping Urban Dictionary aka following urbdism.
Doctor: Hows everything?
Urbdict: Recently I've been so addicted to Urban Dictionary that I flunked college, but its ok.
Doctor: Umm, you have mild urbdiciton, beware.
3 years later
Doctor: Have you beat ur addiciton?
Urbdict: I broke up with my wife for the sake of Urban Dicitonary.
Doctor: OMG, you need professional help for moderate Urbdiction!
2 years later:
Doctor: Any progress?
Urbdict: Sorry to say but I killed a person who said Aaron Peckham is a nerd!!!
Doctor: I'M SERIOUS GET OFF YOUR URBDICTION RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA BAN URBAN DICTIONARY, NVM I BANNED IT NOW!!
Urbdict: *suicides*
Doctor: *sighs* There is a new pandemic worse than corona named URBDICTION!
Urbdict: Recently I've been so addicted to Urban Dictionary that I flunked college, but its ok.
Doctor: Umm, you have mild urbdiciton, beware.
3 years later
Doctor: Have you beat ur addiciton?
Urbdict: I broke up with my wife for the sake of Urban Dicitonary.
Doctor: OMG, you need professional help for moderate Urbdiction!
2 years later:
Doctor: Any progress?
Urbdict: Sorry to say but I killed a person who said Aaron Peckham is a nerd!!!
Doctor: I'M SERIOUS GET OFF YOUR URBDICTION RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA BAN URBAN DICTIONARY, NVM I BANNED IT NOW!!
Urbdict: *suicides*
Doctor: *sighs* There is a new pandemic worse than corona named URBDICTION!
Urbdiction by lord of the words 446 December 12, 2020
Urbdicbating
The act of going on Urban Dictionary and writing a definition of your own name in a vain attempt to get a morsel of self-validation.
Person 1: Have you seen this definition? I need to get with somebody named Katie because apparently she's the hottest chick in the whole world and is forever loyal
Person 2: Don't bother with that, somebody named Katie was just Urbdicbating
Person 2: Don't bother with that, somebody named Katie was just Urbdicbating
Urbdicbating by Playing Skyrim RN March 29, 2023