two dicks

an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.

Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!

by splinter barberino January 9, 2006

Two Dicks

Two Dicks is the term that is mostly used by Blueface, the meaning of this phrase is that you have 1 dick and 1 strap (glock, pistol, sidearm) in your pants.

Nobody:
Blueface: Blueface baby, yeah aight, Two dicks, big pisser and the Glicko
Nobody: that is actually fire

by Invalid Silver April 15, 2019

two dick mouth

A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'

Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."

Dude2: "A what?"

Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."

Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."

by Coosey Junt December 13, 2013

dog with two dicks

the air of someone extremely happy

Bill:- Why do you look like a dog with two dicks?
Ted:- I butt fucked both your twin sisters last night

by Mary Hinge September 10, 2003

Two Dicks Deep

When you're to busy

Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework

by Rinucard April 10, 2019

two dick 69

The non gay act of two males reuniting & expressing their happiness with the sexual 69 position.

My best friend came into town & after a long wait to see each other, we had a epic two dick 69.

by Jabraunski July 23, 2021

Happy as a dog with two dicks

A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.

Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969

by Jacob Davey December 2, 2005